There was a lady in Red: She liked to do it on her head
There was a lady in Black: She liked to do it on her back.
There was a lady in Blue: She liked to get a real good screw.
There was a lady in Pink: She liked to make my finger stink.
There was a lady in Yellow: She liked to do it slow and mellow.
There was a lady in Green: She liked my cock to touch her spleen.
There was a lady in White: Shit - it’s the wife.