On the first day of Bisley, my true love sent to me:
My Lord Montagu of Beaulieu
Two Virgin Maids
Three Boy Scouts
Four Frisky Fuckers
Five Choir Boys
Six Convicted Vicars
Seven Sex-Starved Spinsters
Eight Useless Eunuchs
Nine Naughty Nancies
Ten Tattered Tarts
Eleven Lecherous Lesbians
Twelve Twitching Twats