Pissing About On The River

I’m a fun loving boy, and I always enjoy,

Just pissing about on the river.

Watching the stunts of the cunts in the punts,

Who are pissing about on the river.

Cheering the eights as they finish the course,

They loosen their rollocks, and lay on their oars.

The victorious eight is awarded a plate,

For pissing about on the river.

The girls wait to welcome the crews at the locks,

They all love a stroke, now their kissing the cox.

I row to the bank, and have quite a wank,

While pissing about on the river