Ou Est Le Papier

A Frenchman went to the lavatory

For to have a jolly good shit, shit, shit.

He took his shirt and trousers off

So that he could revel in it, revel in it.

But when he reached out for the paper,

He knew that someone had been there before.

Ou est le papier? Ou est le papier?

Mon Dieu! Monsieur! Je fais manure!

Ou est le papier?