I Used To Work In Chicago

I used to work in Chicago (an old department store).

I used to work in Chicago; I don’t work there anymore.

A woman came in for some nails, some nails from the store.

Nails she wanted: screw she got, and I don’t work there anymore.

Carpet - shag

Back door - rear entrance

Ruler - twelve inches

KitKat - Four Fingers

Hen - Cock

Helicopter - my chopper

Electric Cooker - Split Ring

Deep drilled bore hole in Bavaria - Mein shaft

Shakespeare - dicking

More Shakespeare - the complete works

Trunk Road from Newcastle to Carlisle - A69

Budget Airline - Aer Lingus she wanted: cunnilingus she got

Gucci fashion accessories for her pet poodle - canine fashion she wanted:

doggy style she got

The letters E, P, N, S, E, L - a ruptured spleen

Material for a pool table - Baize she wanted, Felt she got